2008 was Hennessy's year... a 4 handicapper at golf but more like 24 at the drinking. Left his mark on the Jubilee Course after copious amounts of Cointreau the night before... got well rested and took the overall with a 'fresh' 73 on the New Course in the final round. Somehow don't think the same plan will work in 2009.
| Name | Home Club | Handicap* |
*Handicaps may be slightly out but will be corrected before we play.
| Day | Course | Team | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 |
| 1 | Old | 1 | ||||
| 1 | Old | 2 | ||||
| 1 | Old | 3 | ||||
| 1 | Old | 4 | ||||
| 2 | Jubilee | 1 | ||||
| 2 | Jubilee | 2 | ||||
| 2 | Jubilee | 3 | ||||
| 2 | Jubilee | 4 | ||||
| 3 | New | 1 | ||||
| 3 | New | 2 | ||||
| 3 | New | 3 | ||||
| 3 | New | 4 |
Day three, players will go out in order of league position. Worst first so that all players contending for the overall championship play together in game 4. If more than one player is on the same score after day 2 then we’ll order alphabetically on surname
| Name | Home Club | Handicap* | Old | Jubilee | New | Total |
An Adolf Hitler - Taking two shots in a bunker
Mary Harney - Fat and ugly
A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
A Rodney King - Over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - Somehow got away with it
A Condom - Safe but didn't feel very good
An Elephant's Arsehole - It's high and it stinks
A Sister-In-Law - I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - It's ugly but it's still running
A Kate Moss - Thinned it
An IRA shot - Hitting a provisional
A Nipple Licker - A shot that opens up the hole
A Denis Wise - Nasty five footer
A Salman Rushdie - An impossible read
A Rock Hudson- Thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Putting like a Gynaecologist's Assistant - Shaving the hole
A Paris Hilton - An expensive hole
A Cuban - Needs one more revolution
An Elton John - A big bender that lips the rim
A Glen Miller - Kept low and didn't make it over the water
A Marilyn Monroe - A fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")
A Princess Grace - Should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - Shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook - Just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson - Gradually fading
An Anna Kournikova - Looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - Nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Tony Blair - Too much spin
A Bin Laden - Driven out, never to be found again
A Jamie Oliver - You really want to smack it but you can't
A Ken Livingstone - A long way left
A Jean-Marie Le Pen - Way out right
A Kate Winslett...A bit fat, but otherwise perfect.
A David O'Leary - It's not my fault, it's the club!
A Spar - Under the tree